Alinco's dad (Mr Kappudon) converses with his son
Kappudon: Alinco,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Alinco: Daddy can you remember John who always comes first in our whole school
Kappudon: Yes, yes
Alinco: Daddy, he failed woefully
Kappudon: That's terrible! What happened?
Alinco: Can you also remember Paul who always comes to teach me at home?
Kappudon: Of course I do
Alinco: He failed too.
Kappudon: So what's causing the poor performance?
Alinco: Daddy I don't know at all. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition also failed woefully.
Kappudon: Anyway, how was your own result?
Alinco: Can you also remember Okon, our senior prefect? He failed as well
Kappudon: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Alinco : (angrily) If all those people failed, what should you expect of mine ?
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